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THE MOVIE COVER

BIG TIT'S ZOMBIE IS SOME NEW MOVIE ABOUT TITTIES AND ZOMBIES, WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR, PORN? (IF YOU DID THEN KOODO'S TO YOU) UNFORTUNATELY THE MOVIE IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN JAPAN AND THE UK.


THE PLOTEdit

THE TITLE PRETTY MUCH GIVES IT AWAY, IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT BIG TIT'S AND ZOMBIES (DUH). JUDGING FROM THE TITLE IT'S ABOUT THESE THREE PORN STARS WHO KILL ZOMBIES BY FLASHING THEM WITH THEIR TITTIES. OBVIOUSLY THOSE SAMURAI SWORD'S AND CHAINSAWS ARE JUST FOR SHOW, I MEAN WHO USES SAMURAI SWORDS ANYMORE ANYWAY? WARNING SPOILERS!!! AT THE END THEY GIVE ALL THE ZOMBIES LAP DANCES AND THEN THE ZOMBIES MASTURBATE THEMSELVES TO DEATH. OH YA, THE ONE ON THE RIGHT DIES BY TOO MUCH LAP DANCES. AND THE OTHER ONE DIES BECAUSE SHE BECOMES A LESBIAN AND ALL THE OTHER ZOMBIES RAPE HER TO DEATH BECAUSE THEY HATE LESBO'S. GREAT MOVIE, EH? (YES, I'M CANADIAN)

MOVIE 2

DAMN CHINESE PEOPLE AND THERE BIG TITTIES!!!